XXX Files! Everybody’s got a different morning routine. Some hit the snooze button three times before getting into the shower; others ease into their day with a hot cup of coffee while they watch the news. Some of you fat fuckers are always in a hurry, and you end up masturbating in the drive-thru while you wait for your McMuffin. A free tube like XXXFiles is always handy to have bookmarked for exactly those situations.
XXXFiles.com is a domain that must be Internet gold, though the free tube currently residing there only appeared at the end of 2019. The domain was registered decades before that, back when the X-Files was still running. I wonder how many of their 10 million monthly visitors were hoping to see Scully get boned when they typed the site’s name into the URL bar.
The Truth Is Out There In a Pornstar’s Cunt
I doubt this site has blown up so fast just because of horny nerds nostalgic for a ‘90s sci-fi show. They went from zero to ten million over the course of a month, which tells me they probably have some really good porno on their hands. Free porn ain’t a hard thing to find these days, so I’m hoping they’ve got something really special.
It doesn’t look too different than your typical porn tube. There’s a really basic-ass logo followed by the traditional wall of porn. Some sites have a section that shows you what’s popular where you live, but XXXFiles gives me Trending Videos in the Czech Republic at the top. I’m not going to complain too much, because it looks like those Eastern Europeans have good taste.
I refreshed the page, and the header changed to Trending Videos in Canada. By some strange coincidence, they’re the same videos trending a ten-hour flight away. What do you know? It seems like everybody likes seeing pornstars give blowjobs and students fucking in public parks.
Thumbnails display the scene title, the pornstars involved, resolution, and clip length. I see a lot of big-name pornstars in full-length HD clips from big studios and paysites. In fact, that’s pretty much all I see among the Recently Featured Videos.
Hovering your mouse over a thumbnail earns you a moving preview of the perversion within. Just by swinging the pointer around the front page of XXXFiles, I can catch a glimpse of redheads Molly Stewart and Jayden Cole eating each other out. I can see MILF Cherie Deville showing off those famous sucking skills, and Jane Wilde getting her tight pussy crammed in a taboo scene.
There’s an incestuous group-sex scene from Nubiles next to a Brazzer’s movie where Alessandra Jane gets her big tits worshipped. They’ve got a teen threesome from MOFOS and Paige Owens getting the DP in a Brazzers scene. Gianna Dior gets taken in a Reality Kings locker room, and then there’s an amateur named Marie showing Czech Casting what she’s capable of.
I Get Why These Guys Are Popular
You know what? I think I figured out how XXXFiles has gotten so popular straight out of the gate like that. I think it has to do with all the full-length premium movies on their menu. There are people out there who wouldn’t download a car, and others who would gladly masturbate to free, pirated movies of lesbian threesomes, fake driving school hookups, and family orgies.
A bunch of popular tags are listed along the top of the front page. It’s not the typical Anal, Teen, Big Tits and Blowjob list like you see elsewhere. Here, that list is all paysites like Blacked, Naughty America, BangBros, and Team Skeet.
They’ve even got a Porn Sites page with an even more extensive list of paysites where they got their material. Holy fuck, it’s quite a stash. I see content from most of the major players and a lot of more obscure smut operations.
I could get into the moral and ethical ramifications of spanking it to premium porn without paying for it, but I’m wearing my sister’s panties on my head like a mask. I’m not sure I’m much of a philosopher. Anyway, at the end of the day, it’s up to you whether to crank it at XXXFiles, a different free tube, or one of the many premium sites I’ve reviewed here on ThePornDude.
I checked out the Latest Updates page. I had a feeling what kind of porno I’d find there, but I also really wanted to see how quickly the site was updating with fresh content. I couldn’t figure it out because no upload dates are listed, but I’m assuming it’s steady because there’s a lot of content here. If I’m doing my math right, they’ve got over 100,000 movies already.
That’s a really fucking impressive stash for a site just a couple months old. It’s also yet another element in their immediate, explosive popularity. Aim your dick over here, and you’ll be shaking it until you’re old and gray.
Free Pornos in Ultra-HD
The most recently uploaded movie on XXXFiles is a Private.com movie starring Sasha Sparrow. The half-hour scene is one of the only movies I see here in 2160p resolution, which makes me feel like I’m masturbating into the future.
With my spam plugin running, I don’t have any pop-ups or pop-unders for boner pills as I hit the Play button. It starts up, looking crisp as hell. Some dude is watching TV and complaining about some bullshit, and Sasha is lurking behind him on another couch, looking sexy as fuck.
I skipped ahead. There was only about a second of buffering time before I found Sasha on her knees, tonguing this dude’s asshole on her way to his dick. It looks like dude only has one nut, but maybe it’s because she’s sucking on that one so hard it’s sticking out a little.
It’s a great scene, and the ultra-HD brings the rimming, deep-throating, and facials to life. It’s like being there as he slams her hairy pussy doggystyle, side-saddle, and reverse cowgirl.
Stockpiling Porn for the Ages
Below the video player are links to download the MP4 in the same range of resolutions as streaming. I was really expecting to have to go through a shady Russian file locker to get the files, but nah, XXXFiles provides direct links. That’s pretty fucking rad if you like to stockpile your pussy-pounding, cock-sucking, and anal-licking movies for when the apocalypse hits.
I’m impressed with the extensive tagging on the site. Tags can be really hit or miss on free tubes because they’re only as good as the people doing the tagging. Well, whoever’s typing this shit out at XXXFiles really loves porno, because it’s documented in autistic detail. The tags below the Sasha movie have links to the site’s collection of Blowjobs, Teens, Tattoos, Brunettes, Facials, and more.
Throw in their site tags and pornstar tags, and you’ve got a really fucking nice system for sifting through those 100k pornos to find exactly what you like. You want that kind of searchability even on a small site, but it’s absolutely vital with a collection of this size.
To sing one more praise about this site, I was really surprised that it didn’t blow up my browser with unrelenting spam. With my blocker running, I didn’t get any pop-ups or even see any sidebar ads. That’s pretty unheard of on a free site, especially one giving away full-length premium flicks. Those usually hit you the hardest.
Really, the only thing I can find to complain about here is the fact that a lot of the content seems to be pirated. The porn companies are going to be pissed, but in real life, that’s only going to stop a certain percentage of you from jacking off to this stuff.
XXXFiles.com is a very new free tube that already has a shit-ton of traffic. Why? Because they’ve got a massive and growing archive of full-length premium movies, you can stream and download for free. It’s a pretty damn simple formula for success. Any pervert who follows the link is going to have a hard time closing the tab, at least until they cum.